i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.